sourcefieldmix:

don’t ever come near me or my son again

lazypacific:

Illustration by Megan Noel Miller

spankmehardbarry:

lakynn-sue hurry up or we’re not going to your badminton fencing trombone lessons!!!! i’ll be damned if helen and barb exclude me from wine night for being late again

faebee:

*just starts screaming*

flirtytwink:

You’re not a real straight boy if you’ve never fucked a football

soufflenatural:

a white girl shows up to school fifteen minutes late with starbucks because she was working on her college essays and had to stay up later than she thought because she was doing charity work all afternoon so her parents let her sleep in then bought her the coffee so should she wouldn’t be exhausted at school in her AP classes fuck white girl jokes